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(no subject) [Sep. 17th, 2003|05:46 am]
[mood | hot]
[music |Let''s Do the Time Warp Again!]

transexuals are funny. I like them.

They remind me of me, a little. See I was born into the wrong SPECIES. I am supposed to be a solitary wasp. really. But alas, I am but a fucking humanoid witch you fucking god damned accursed pretties.

thing is. All you "trannies" were at least born into the right SPECIES!

How about all those SNAILS that I like to eat. SNAILS ARE ALL HERMAPHODITES!! How bout that for a concealed plug for a cool party you stupid dumb ass flying monkey ass mufuckas?

Or those cats and dogs in the pet store that the lame ass Satanists think they are so keen on buying in order to sacrifice to their dumb ass false god. They think they are all buying people like this. But these people are but my future future Flying Monkeys. So quit yer dreaming, my pretty, and listen to this or at least that.

sOMEHOW, i'M SO TIRED.... i DON'T KNOW WHY REALLY. i'TS WEIRD. I CAN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND.

oh yeah my caps lock was on. ok.
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(no subject) [Sep. 17th, 2003|04:22 am]
[mood |triumphant]
[music |Johnny Cash - The Streets of Laredo]

I am surely going to ride my bicycle and/or tornado to Pleasant Valley NY to attend the LAST Tom Waits Festival, maybe EVER in the first weekend of October. Truly life dies even more and more even as we do. You lucky humans only have 50ish more years to put up with! Not like me who has yet to live TW less for many CENTURIES! AAAACK! *hate* *doom*

I'm off to torture me some more Winkies eeeeehehehehehehee!

If only I could have me some HUMANS to torture...please go out more in your 'hurricanes' and 'tornadoes' you fools eheheheheeee.
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(no subject) [Sep. 17th, 2003|02:37 am]
[mood | annoyed]

Those flying monkeys have been getting uppity again! I had to turn a few into SNAILS to keep them in line.... other than that, nothing worth noting had been going on here.
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